Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Geralt/Emhyr
Rating: mature
Emhyr treats himself to a sweet autocorrect spell to avoid making mistakes when writing important documents. Autocorrect has its issues.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Emhyr/Geralt
Rating: Teen+
A Tumblr meme gave me brain worms: "You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen."
So here's the (tweet-)fic "Stuck in an elevator with Emhyr et al" aka "the clown car" - it's not a cringy self-insert, I promise.
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Fandom: uh - "fandom"? Well it's about the game Tails of Iron
Ship: King Redgi/Robin the Ranger
Rating: general audiences although the game is a bit brutal
The social media person of OddBugStudio is very busy on Twitter and answered with 👀👀👀 to my joke "the game says Redgi and the ranger make a good team, I'll have to check that out on Ao3".
I didn't find any existing fan fiction for the game so - I had to write it.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Geralt/Emhyr
Rating: Teens+
🚬 😏 "Imagine, if you will, an emperor who's just had a cup of tea..."
Emhyr has been drugged with psychedelic mushrooms, the world becomes surreal but he's also able to see and somewhat manipulate Chaos.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Emhyr/Geralt
Rating: mature (has not quite explicit smut)
In which I rip off riff off Jane Eyre. You absolutely don't have to know Jane Eyre. Emhyr does NOT get permanently injured.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Emhyr/Geralt
Rating: mature; it's smut but not explicit
This picture made the rounds on the internet. I posted it on the server as "inspiration" for the artists and was then told to WRITE about it - ok!
Geralt and Emhyr doing yoga on an ottoman.
(Artistic freedom: I wrote that Geralt's foot has an arch even though we know his feet are flat and archless.)
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Emhyr/Geralt
Rating: general audiences
Some things we don't get to see when we play the game and how Geralt steals stuff from Emhyr's office even in the cut scene.
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Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Geralt/Emhyr
Rating: mature, not quite explicit
Oh no, Emhyr gets hit by an arrow in an embarrassing place and only Geralt is there to help.
I'm extrapolating on witcher mutations, adding Steven Universe saliva healing powers.
Fandom: The Witcher
Ship: Geralt/Emhyr
Rating: mature (smutty but not explicit)
Geralt is trying to get Emhyr out of his trousers. In which he's stuck.
