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Fandom: The Witcher

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Rating: general audiences

funny Tweet fic

105 words making fun of Dandelion, uncut because tweet fic:

Hands

The creature was grotesque in a way that you wanted to laugh about it even while being shock stricken and absolutely sympathetic.

"Can you move them?" Geralt asked, his voice raspy from the effort to keep it even.

One of the hands on Dandelion's head made an obscene gesture.

After that they looked again like flesh-coloured antlers. Or a pink Nilfgaardian helmet.

"Well, you could try to play two instruments at once now." Geralt's voice trembled.
"Want me to track Philippa down or nah?"

"What do YOU think, yes! I'm sorry! I didn't know it was her great-great-whatnot-niece, ok?"

"Well, on the one hand-"

"OUT!"

Hands