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Fandom: The Witcher

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Rating: Teen+ (swear words)

76 words written by Scorcese himself:

Goncharov

"He's back." Thaler was so shaken he forgot to swear.

"Who's back?" Geralt asked against better judgement.

"Fuckin Goncharov, bugger me sideways!"

"Come again?"

"Goncharov! The ploughin Kingslayer for fuck's sake!"

"Letho? No he's dead," Geralt lied.

"What's that to do with Letho? No, Goncharov! Russian spy, killed Foltest, ring a bell?"

"What's 'Russian'?" Geralt felt his grip on reality slip.

"Bloody Russia! Country. Pizza, Mafia, Negroni. Capisce? Why are you pressing your jewellery against me?"

Goncharov