The Cactus

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The Cactus

fandom: SVSSS, Scum Villain's Self Serving System (MXTX)

ship: n/a

rating: mature

Legitimate criticism of Master Airplane's literary endeavours by his number one hater and income provider. Schlocktober prompt "Cactus Dildo".

Prickly criticism in 260 concise words after the cut:

Master Airplane, author notes:

There you go! Today's installment is a bit different, so buckle up for some mild torture (lol). I did write some very noncon papapa but decided to leave it out because it clashes with our genre.

Hit me up if you want it as an extra - pricing as usual!

subject: PIDW extra SQQ torture

sender: peerless_cucumber

You artless hack!!!

Ok, I've heard of the feedback sandwich, so:

1. I much appreciated the whole chapter. SQQ had it COMING. Very satisfying and the human stick solution was rather classy.

2. You artless hack! Again, I'm not opposed to the sexual component of the torture although I do understand why you made it extra content. But A CACTUS?!

A. CACTUS. You are aware cacti are endemic to THE AMERICAS with the ONE exception of Rhipsalis baccifera, which is also found in Africa and Sri Lanka, but has tiny, worm like spiked twigs you could not easily insert anally. Right? Right?!

Binghe could have easily violated SQQ deploying a native SUCCULENT, though. There are many available that are conveniently phallic and spiky, but they aren't A CACTUS. You are A CLOWN.

I did not criticise you on your use of potatoes because we indeed had sweet potatoes well before the Columbian Exchange due to trade with Polynesians who'd been to the Americas long before the Spanish, as you obviously had been aware of. BUT THAT CACTUS DOES NOT FIT IN!

3. If you have more on this topic I wouldn't be opposed to purchasing more content of that kind.

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End Notes:

Shen Yuan is completely oblivious of the innuendos he used (had it coming, does not fit in) because he's not that kind of reader.